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"A culture of service..."
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Hardy's
Micro~Bytes
July
2009
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Uh-Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Mosby, your insurance coverage doesn't
seem to include illness.
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Did you know...
Hardy Diagnostics...
- Maintains
six distribution centers in the U.S. for faster turn around time to
your lab.
- Has
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- Is ISO 13485 certified for the manufacture of
medical devices.
- Offers
you its technical manual, HUGO, which contains over 4,500 pages of
information regarding microbiology.
- Maintains
a worldwide network of over 30 distributors.
Click here to view a recent Corporate Profile.
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Gram Stain Advanced
An Improved and Enhanced
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Poor stains lead to
mis-identifications.
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Here's some more to tickle your gray matter.
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Children seem to have
the best definitions...
"Love is that first feeling you get
before all the bad stuff gets in
the way."
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume
and a boy puts on shaving cologne
and they go out and smell each other."
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee
for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure
the taste is ok."
"Love is when someone hurts you.
And you get so mad but you don't
yell at him because you know it
would hurt his feelings."
"Love is what's in the room with you
at Christmas if you stop opening
presents for a minute and look around."
"Love is like a little old woman and a
little old man who are still friends even
after they know each other so well."
"I know my older sister loves me
because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy
new ones."
"You have to fall in love before you
get married. Then when you're
married, you just sit around and
read books together."
"Love is when mommy sees daddy on
the toilet and she doesn't think it's
gross."
"When you love somebody, your
eyelashes go up and down and little
stars come out of you."
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt,then he wears it
everyday."
"When you're born and see your mommy
for the first time. That's love."
"When my grandmother got arthritis,
she couldn't bend over and paint
her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her
all the time, even when his hands
got arthritis too. That's love."
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- What
was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why
do we call it a hot water heater if the water is already hot?
- Do
radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
- If
you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
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Foot in Mouth Disease
Quotes they
wish you would forget...
"I guess I should warn you: If I turn out to be particularly
clear, you've probably misunderstood what I said."
- Former Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan
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How Gram Stains and illegal drugs are related...
Can the use of Iodine in the Lab be a Criminal Offense?
What microbiologists need to know about the new iodine
regulations from the DEA...
click here
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CryoSavers
For the Long Term
Preservation of Microorganisms.
- Ready-to-use
freezer vials
- Several
cryopreservative formulas available
- Many
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- Easy
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- Inventory
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- With
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- Packaged
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video.
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brochure describing all types of CryoSavers.
Click
here if you have any questions about CryoSavers.
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Click here to receive your free booklet on Rapid
Tests for Microbiology, including many 'hard to find' items.
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Did you know that all numbers can be created
by using only the two
digits eight and four?
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"Believe half of what you see and none of what you
hear."
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Wisdom to ponder...
470BC
~ 399BC
Classical
Greek Philosopher
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"Be as you wish to seem."
"Beware the barrenness of a busy life."
"As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent."
"Beauty is a short-lived tyranny."
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the
soul with evil."
"It is not living that matters, but living rightly."
"Let him that would move the world first move himself."
"Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows
best what is good for us."
"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what
we pretend to be."
"The unexamined life is not worth living."
"True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we
understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us."
"Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat
and drink only to live."
"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that
I know nothing."
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You can find more of Leigh Rubin's cartoon humor by clicking here for a daily Rubes cartoon.
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Sometimes simple is better.
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Principles
for better government...
You cannot
strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage
payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class
hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away
people's initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what
they could and should do for themselves.
....William Boetcker
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